Women in Uniform

I have the highest regard and respect for women in the Service. But sometimes - - - -



Women & Grenades

Women in battle are something to fear
Statistics have shown you don't want to stand near
A gal with grenade with throwing in mind
Can't pull the old pin 2 times out of 9
And those that do pull it and throw it - well then
Can't clear safety zones 4 times out of 10
So if you're in battle and grenades must be thrown
Let the girl keep on shooting - throw one of your own

I don't mean to belittle our women in Service
But women with weapons just make me nervous

Mdailey
12/04/07
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It may sound like a joke, but this is a serious matter – the German policewoman who came up with the idea said normal bras with underwire or plastic can be dangerous when worn in combination with a bullet-proof vest.

Bullet-Proof Bras


If your bra has underwire
Metal, plastic, you’d expire
When bullets hit your safety vest
And push those hard things in your chest
So German female cops sequester
Bras of cotton, polyester
To wear beneath protective clothing
Though the look is somewhat loathing
They’re changing all their attitudes
To holster and protect their boobs


Mdailey
08/05/08