Bomb Sniffing Doggie

Lawmaker seeks to require military to buy U.S.-bred bomb-sniffing dogs only

Bomb Sniffing Doggie


Psst! Over here man
I know there’s a ban
On dogs from outside the U.S.
But this dog’s got a nose
And I’d like to propose
He’s better than all of the rest

He was bred for one thing
Finding bombs – bada-bing
In fact he is hooked on the stuff
Just one snort, he’s off hunting
Just a sniffin and grunting
For explosives, he can’t get enough

I’ve got more in the van
And it’s killing me man
To let you have one at my cost
He’ll find bombs in a minute
A bomb hunt – man, he’ll win it
Without this dog, man, all is lost

Sure they’re bred off in Asia
And their looks sure will faze you
But their abilities aren’t just all bunk
They’ve got ears of a rabbit
And a bad sniffing habit
Their asset’s an elephant’s trunk

They have eyes of a owl
And a wild banshee’s howl
And the speed of the ablest cheetah
They’ve a pouch for their stash
Please no checks – I’ll take cash
I don’t want to be tracked down by PETA


Mdailey
06/06/08